Scanners=Devil's Tools.

Today I was of a mind to purchase a scanner. So I do that, and I find thus the scanner comes with numerous handy accessories. To my unfortunate realization, however, said accessories do not, actually, work with said scanner. Now, methinks, explain to me why on EARTH a company would package such obviously expensive and obviously incompatible things with their product. I was in a righteous state, quite beside myself with fury, whereupon I realized that I had not, in fact, plugged anything in.

It was especially embarrassing.

Sorry for the archaic manner of speaking, I simply felt like being pompous and erudite.

The scanner works fine now, by the way. It's amazing what power will do.