Quotebook

"Erik, have you seen my hairtie?"- James Kantner
"Karl, I'd like to remind you that... (pause)... I can weigh up to 4000 pounds."- James Kantner
"He looks like Katie Vaughn. Demented."- Me, in response to Karl's adoption of a hairtie.
"We already observed a moment of silence! Jeez, Erik, you made me waste all that time!"- Anthony Lam, loudly, during a moment of silence.
"Catholics are the world's largest vampire cult." - Joey
"Allo? Yes. Yes, I am teaching right now. No. Yes. No. I will call you during lunch. No. NO. (ends call)... AAUGH!" Madame Lent, 3rd period French.
"Calenders are.... wandering dervishes of the Sufis."- Ms. West
"We should adopt Mr. Souther as the period 1 english mascot!" - Ms. West

Yes, I think that is it. I'm now carrying around a notebook to record these things. There was one regarding the meaning of life compared to a bagel, but I've forgotten it.

==| September Eleventh, Two-Thousand and One. To those who have lost their lives, to those whose lives were ruined, and to those who managed to turn a collosal tradgedy into one of the biggest political shitfests in history.
We Shall Remember
9.11.04 |==