IF I WERE. . . SURVEY


If I were a month I would be: November


If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday


If I were a time of day I would be: 2 am, when there's no moon and no sun and it's truly the middle of the night.


If I were a planet I would be: Neptune- unknown and benign


If I were a sea animal I would be: a sergeant crab


If I were a direction I would be: Northeast


If I were a piece of furniture I would be: The chair that doesn't match any other furniture


If I were a historical figure I would be: Alexander the great


If I were a liquid I would be: mercury


If I were a stone, I would be: quartz.


If I were a bird, I would be: a raven


If I were a tool, I would be: callopers


If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a fern


If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A steady, calm rain


If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a wood flute


If I were an animal, I would be: an elk


If I were a color, I would be: dark silver


If I were an emotion, I would be: contemplative


If I were a vegetable, I would be: potato


If I were a sound, I would be: piano


If I were a car, I would be: a prius


If I were a song, I would be: noah's dove


If I were a poem, I would be written by: ee cummings


If I were a food, I would be: pasta


If I were a place, I would be: ireland


If I were a material, I would be: jean- looks ok and feels ok


If I were a taste, I would be: sweet and sour


If I were a scent, I would be: dirt after being rained on


If I were a religion, I would be: Daoism


If I were a word, I would be: Different


If I were an object, I would be: A strange instrument that nobody knows how to work, like a sextant or a slide rule


If I were a body part I would be: the liver


If I were a facial expression I would be: doubting


If I were a subject in school I would be: English


If I were a cartoon character I would be: wile e coyote


If I were a shape I would be a: a pentagram


If I were a number I would be: 6