Wednesday, December 08, 2004

I'm sorry I'm diluting the already low quality of my blog...

... but I felt like doing one of these lame surveys. So here goes.

THE BASICS...
01. name: Erik Liden Clarke
02. d.o.b.: 06/16/1988
03. location: santa barbara, ca
04. religion: Daoism
05. occupation: Student/writer/poet/graphic artist/loser

APPEARANCE...
01. hair: dark blonde
02. eyes: hazel
03. weight: ~135-140
04. height: 6'

STYLE...
01. clothing: something comfy that is handy and satisfies the requirements of covering my ass
02. music: anything besides rap and most country
03. make-up: lol no
04. body art: i draw on myself all the time, if that counts...

RIGHT NOW...
01. wearing: shorts, t-shirt, socks
02. listening to: Hold On by Sarah McLachlan
03. thinking of: what I should do regarding the fact that I haven't done any of my homework and there's a test tomorrow...

LAST THING YOU...
01. bought: mountain dew
02. ate & drank: ice cream & water
03. read: 1984 (for the 5th time now)
04. saw in theatres: Ummm... the Incredibles, i think

EITHER / OR...
01. club or houseparty: no idea
02. tea or coffee: Tea with extreme amounts of sugar
03. achiever or slacker: slacker who wants to be an acheiver
04. beer or cider: cider
05. drinks or shots: i dislike alcohol in general. can't stand how it tastes.
06. cats or dogs: cats remind me too much of humans, so dogs.
07. single or taken: single :(
08. pen or pencil: Pen (dr. grip all the way, baby)
09. gloves or mittens: gloves
10. food or candy: sweet food
11. cassette or cd: cd
12. coke or pepsi: pepsi (sweeter)
13. hard or mild alcohol: none
14. matches or a lighter: blowtorch

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
01. kill: but i don't want to kill anybody, I'm a pacifist. on the other hand, those assholes that murdered margaret hassan... i wouldn't mind seeing them die in a painful manner.
02. hear from: my predestined lover who would then profess undying love for me
03. get really wasted with: i prefer to retain as much control over my body as possible.
04. look like: Matt Damon. People say I look sorta like him already, except uglier.
05. be like: myself
06. avoid: people that want to kill me
07. have sex with: lots of people, preferably all at once. lol.

LAST PERSON YOU...
01. touched: becca, hugged
02. talked to: becca, on the phone
03. hugged: becca (seeing a pattern?)
04. instant messaged: a fool of a took
05. kissed: my imaginary lover.

WHERE DO YOU...
01. eat: where there is food which I am eating
02. dance: er... dancing?... i'm a proud owner of 2 left feet and no inner ear...
03. cry: usually in my room, never in public
04. wish you were: new zealand/ireland

HAVE YOU EVER...
01. dated one of your best friends?: yes
02. loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: yes
05. broken the law?: yes
06. ran away from home?: yes, unsuccessfully
07. broken a bone?: nope
08. cheated on a test?: sure
09. skinny dipped?: yes
10. played truth or dare?: what's that?
11. flashed someone?: i'm not that mean
12. mooned someone?: again...^
13. kissed someone you didn't know?: no
14. been on a talk show/game show?: no
15. been in a fight?: Yes
16. ridden in a fire truck?: yes
17. been on a plane?: yes
18. come close to dying?: depends
19. cheated on your boy/girlfriend?: never
20. gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride?: yes
21. eaten a worm/mud pie?: no, unless you mean the chocolate ones
22. swam in the ocean?: Yes, unfortunately.
23. had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up?: yes and it haunted me for the rest of the week.
24. had sex?: only in my dreams

FAVORITE...
01. food?: pasta- ususally fettuccini or spaghetti with alfredo/marinara (homemade)
02. drink?: water, by far.
03. color?: silver-blue
04. album?: Fumbling Towards Ecstacy by Sarah McLachlan
05. shoes?: whatever I'm wearing...
06. site?: it used to be RAD.E8 but it got lame. so probably Iconfactory or Spymac.
07. dance?: er... funky chicken?
08. song?: oh mah goodness, you cannot expect me to choose... I'd have to say "Stop" by Pink Floyd. 30 seconds of bliss.
09. vegetable?: bell peppers
10. fruit?: strawberries
11. scent?: baking cookies

WHAT IS...
01. the most embarrassing CD in your collection?: this french guy singing old 1930s music.
02. your bedroom like?: a mess. two walls lined with desks, which are covered in computer apparati, papers, a bed shoved arbitrarily against the other wall, a bookshelf, books, more computers, CRT screens, stereo, 3 lights... and my drafting board.
03. your favorite thing for breakfast?: french toast
04. your favorite thing for lunch?: anything besides sandwiches with wilted lettuce and soggy bread.
05. your favorite thing for dinner?: whatever my mom is making, because she's the best cook in the world.
06. your favorite restaurant?: don't really have one, i guess maybe baja grill...
07. your most embarrassing moment?: going on a long rant about christianity in class and having everybody yell at me, including the teacher, who was the instructor for the Christian Club. *sigh*

ARE YOU...
01. a vegetarian?: When its convenient
02. a good student?: compared to other kids, yes, otherwise no.
03. good at sports?: bahahahaha no
04. wakeboarding/snowboarding.. etc?: never done any of those things
05. a good singer?: oh dear lord...
06. a deep sleeper?: not really
07. a good dancer?: what is it with this survey and dancing?
08. shy?: some of the time.
09. outgoing?: some of the time.
10. a good storyteller?: er. no. I ramble.
11. last words?: hello world

2 Comments:

Blogger Aermethys said...

indeed, luck does not seem to grace this blog. i've tried to respond to you three times now. blah.
ANYway, i've been meaning to ask you: do you have a mac or a pc?
apart from that... damnit. I had this response and now i've forgotten it. oh well. c'est la vie.
i'll just substitute my erudite response with a joke my english teacher told me (you know its gotta be lame when your english teacher tells it to you...) anyway...
What's the difference between a snake and a goose?
...
...
An asp in the grass.
(insert laughter here)

If you don't get it, don't feel bad, because I didn't get it either. But it's quite funny when you do get it. Hint: its not the goose you're thinking of.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Aermethys said...

hehehe
i like that one.
The idea behind my joke is that its sort of dyslexic. a snake is an asp in the grass, but a goose (you know, when you goose somebody) is a grasp in the ass. you transpose the "gr." haha? lol. sorry.

YAY FOR MACS! you're officially awesome. i love everybody who uses macs, its like finding some sane person in a world of windows using ninnies. and I am baffled as to how you ran out of space on 60 gigs, I'm balancing on 11 right now. I have an old G3 Powerbook (firewire). Its old, but it was free when my grandpa got his new 17'' monstrosity and gave me this one. i've souped it up to all the latest software and max RAM, and it works fine. I even named it. I love my computer more than I do many of my friends. which is kinda sad. but yeah... i wouldn't give it up for the world.
...by the way,
you need to read 1984.

11:31 PM  

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